I should be ashamed to admit this, but I have a monthly subscription to Cosmo magazine… which means I have the maturity of an immature 19 year old! It’s trash and I know it’s trash, but I love it anyway. My husband has pointed out on numerous occasions that the word “sex” must appear on the cover and within the content about a bazillion times. Also to note, he has never asked me to stop subscribing….
Anyway, I don’t usually pay attention to the front cover when I receive it in the mail because it’s all predictable. But February’s cover had this “Score a Slammin’ bod in 6 minutes a day!” bubble in the upper right-hand corner… which caught my eye, of course, because it’s freaking RIDICULOUS!
[ I’m thinking that the only way I’m “scoring a slammin’ body in 6 minutes a day” is if I’m paying a 17 year old male hooker… get it? young guy, 6 minutes? ha, ha. if you still don’t get it, email me and I’ll explain. ]
Yeah, so back to the actual article. Ads like this drive me crazy because it makes women look like dumb suckers… It’s a one-page article that shows four free-standing strength-training exercises… no talk of cardio, nutrition, etc. Really?
I’m a girl who likes to be reasonable in her scoffing, so I’m going to commit to trying this 6 minute workout every day for the next 30 days. Stay tuned for my hot-body update next month…